Happy Monday, 'Nova Nation! I'm back after a week from Hell in New York City and ready to #BeatRhody this week. And I'm serious, I think we should just surround John Robertson in bubble wrap, put him in a padded room and feed him Jello. That way there is no chance he can re-aggravate any of his injuries.
And now, the "news."
New Secret Service director and 'Nova grad seen as capable of restoring prestige | LA Times
As he took command this week, new Secret Service chief Joseph Clancy was praised by former colleagues who said he would steady the president’s protective service in its moment of turmoil over security lapses that led to the resignation of its previous director.
Confederate flag in dorm roils Bryn Mawr campus | Philly.com
Two students at Bryn Mawr College tacked up a Confederate flag in their dormitory hall and taped a "Mason-Dixon line" across the floor - a move they said was merely a display of their Southern pride.
New Ad Campaign From Temple’s Athletic Department Has Some Doing A Double Take | CBS Philly
A new ad campaign from Temple University's athletics department is gaining traction, but the billboards and signs for the campaign have some people scratching their heads.
Two Oregon players cited for shoplifting | CollegeBasketballTalk
More trouble at Oregon as two players are cited for allegedly shoplifting.
John Calipari says Kentucky will platoon with two separate five-man units | SBNation.com
Kentucky has enough talent to try an unconventional substitution pattern. How long will it last? Probably until the first ego feels he's not seeing enough PT.
Watch Roy Williams dance to rap music at North Carolina's preseason party | SBNation.com
Or ya know, don't. Because this is nightmare fuel.
Wake Up, College Football! | SBNation.com
Examining the best and craziest things of an insane college football week.