Huuuuuuuuuuump Daaaaaaaaaaay! You know how I said I was going to get this out at 6am? Obviously, I lied. It wasn't my intent to lie, but when the Rangers beat the Penguins in Pittsburgh and your future brother in-law is visiting from college, things have a tendency to spiral out of control rather quickly.
And now, the "news."
"The Exorcist" author goes after Georgetown | The Washington Post
William Blatty says Georgetown U. is not Catholic enough; the Vatican says it will consider the issue “seriously.”
Radnor BOC approves lawyer for Ethics Board, hears update on trails | Main Line Media News
With the recusal of the Radnor Township solicitor from his advisory position with the township Ethics Board, the Board of Commissioners voted Monday to appoint a new lawyer to advise that board.
Ed O'Bannon judge denies NCAA's women's sports argument | CBSSports.com
NCAA objected to ruling that it could not argue that providing money to lower-level sports is a reason to prohibit football and men's basketball players from being paid. NCAA still has three pending motions to delay or reshape June 9 trial.
Stephen Colbert takes down the Michael Sam kiss controversy | SBNation.com
"Holding. Unnecessary tenderness."
Citi Field's Shake Shack gave both Ryne Sandberg and Lucas Duda food poisoning | SBNation.com
MetsFood, like the Mets, is contaminated.